“Upstate New Yorkers”

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This was emailed to me today and I just had to post it… Too funny…

 

 

“Upstate New Yorkers”

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 — your going 80 — and everybody is passing you, you may live in upstate New York!

If you have switched from heat to AC and back again in the same day, you may live in upstate

New York.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to the end of May, you could live in upstate

New York !

If you install security lights to your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in upstate New York.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there; you may live in upstate New York.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a blizzard without flinching, especially on the NYS Thruway, you may live in upstate New York.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in upstate New York.

If you have a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in upstate New York.

If “Vacation” means going anywhere south of Binghamton for the weekend, you may live in upstate New York.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in upstate New York.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in upstate New York .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in upstate New York .

If your kids Halloween costume is designed to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in upstate New York.

If driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow, you may live in upstate New York .

If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in upstate New York .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in upstate New York.

If you find 10 degrees a ” little chilly “, you may live in upstate New York .

 


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